I hope this blog post finds you well

I went on a cruise. By myself, of course.

I signed up for three excursions. Two were canceled.

I got a mani-pedi and a facial for the first time. Manicure was overrated, but the pedicure? Your boy is all about that foot treatment now.

Food was okay. Like the good college dining hall. But they gatekeep the soda. Why must I be punished because others did not purchase a drink package? I don’t think I had a between-meal soda the entire trip because I didn’t want to have to wait at the bar. Once the line was so long at the bar, I drank water instead. Plain water. At a meal. Like a chump.

I wanted to go on a cruise because I’d never been on one. Now I’ve been on one. I’ll stick with camping.